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I guess it had to happen
When you've got too much time on your hands
When you're always stuck at home
And when you're always alone
Look at me
I've learnt a trick or two being without you
Now I play all the instruments
I can be a one man band
I can play everything with a single hand
There are no fights 'cause I always get it
And I can take all the credit
I wanna be a star
I write a hit song and I put it on-line
(I recorded all the tracks in pyjamas)
It spreads like rash and boy it sure feels fine
(The wife and kids think I've got a big hit)
I get offered a tour but do they understand
I work in a bank and I have no band
I’m all alone
But I play all the instruments (oh-la-la-la)
I can be a one man band
I can play everything with a single hand
There are no fights ' cause I always get it
And I can take all the credit
I wanna be a star
Non ci credo quanto sono fortunato
No ci credo quanto ti voglio bene
Io suono tutti gli strumenti
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I Just Want To Be Weird
03:08
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Baby I’m not scared of growing old, just of becoming boring
Yes I can make up my mind and I know what I want to be
It’s just that they can’t keep up with me
You can put me in a box with a 12 string in my hand
But you know I'm not that kind of man
I just want to be weird
I am shaking in my shoes
This is meant to be about you
But you know that I am what I am
Why don't we be weird
Who cares what anybody else has got to say
Who cares about anybody else
Let's stop, turn around and go the other way
My thoughts are warped but the heart is true
I am doing this for you
I have else nothing else to loose
I don't care as long as I have you there
Why don't we be weird
Who cares what anybody else has got to say
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Walter
I'm a glass of orange juice, I can't sleep and I can't bend over
I can't look at the sun for too long 'cause I'll go blind
Please don't squeeze me 'cause you might break me
I'm a glass of orange juice, I can't sleep and I can't bend over
I can look at the sun ‘cause I won't go blind
I can jump out of window because I know I can fly
I'm a glass of orange juice, I can't sleep and I can't bend over
I can't look at the sun for too long 'cause I'll go blind
Please don't squeeze me 'cause you might break me
I'm a glass of orange juice, I can't sleep and I can't bend over
Put your faith in God and Jesus Christ
Love will save the day
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Persistent Man
02:36
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Baby I will never go away
Baby I will never grow old
Baby you can’t put me in a pigeon hole
And a leopard can’t change his spots
But I’m not the animal you think I am
I’m a persistent man
I’ve been locked away for far too long
Lost in the light and alone in the dark
You keep me down and I’m keeping unreal
I’m a persistent man
Yeah I’ve listened to all your songs
You’re acoustic guitar puts me to sleep
Who really cares if your hurt is deep
I’ll do it my way and you do yours
Your ignorance is more than I can stand
I’m a persistent man
I’ve been locked away for far too long
Lost in the light and alone in the dark
You keep me down and I’m keeping unreal
I’m a persistent man
Are you even listening
Is it more than you can bear
Is anybody listening and do I even care
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5. |
Julie Got Angry
01:53
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Julie got angry 'cause I escaped from home
I went to the doctor 'cause I was sick of being alone.
Loving her is like a million pills trying to swallow me
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 - Oh baby please
Julie got angry 'cause I stole and crashed her car
I drank all her liquor and pawned her favourite guitar
Loving her are all these different pills of pain and ecstasy
I don't want your mouth to mouth, just stop and set me free
She blacked out my windows
I wanna break these chains
Loving her is like a million pills trying to swallow me
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 Oh baby, oh baby please
Stop
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I Refuse
03:00
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I refuse to shut my mouth and toe the line
I refuse to let you go a second time
I knew I was wrong, the moment you were gone
I refuse when you say you don't understand
That I love you more than you will ever know
Without a doubt, let me sing and let me shout
I just want to be dancing in my shoes because
This time around there's no denying
That you love me and I love you
I won't leave and you won't loose
I refuse
I refuse to shut my mouth and toe the line
I refuse to let you go a second time
I knew I was wrong but never again
I can only see straight ahead
I smell the flowers bloom
I’ll tell you all you need to know
I'm never gonna let you go
Who cares what people say, I don’t care
I refuse
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Time Machine
03:17
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I'm going to build a time machine
I'm gonna go back to 1963
I'm gonna buy an electric guitar
Play a year or two then be a star
Oh baby come with me and take a trip in my time machine
Oh baby can't you see it's just my subterranean dream
I’m gonna take my time machine
I’m gonna get as high as high can be
I’m gonna freak you out and make you flip
Gonna grow my hair and look really hip
Oh baby come with me and take a trip in my time machine
Oh baby can't you see it's just my subterranean dream
And I just don't want it to be today
I'm going to take my time machine
To the Strip in Los Angeles
I'm gonna blow my harmonica
Join a groovy band and be a star
Oh baby come with me and take a trip on my time machine
Oh baby can't you see it's just my subterranean dream
I don't want it to be now
I don't want it to be
1983
Won’t you come with me, in my time machine
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Future Computers
03:14
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I want to go into the future so I can buy a computer
Go into the future so I can buy a computer.
With lightning speed, yeah
Future computers
I want to go into the future so I can be a cowboy
Go into the future so I can be a cowboy
On lightning speed, future computers, yeah
Yeah
The flowers and sun can be lots of fun
If your mind can float up a stream
This could fall apart any second you start
To believe it's all just a dream
I want to go into the future so I can buy a computer
Go into the future so I can sing like Roy Rogers
On lightning speed, yeah
Future computers
Baby I'm losing it
I'm losing it, over you
This could fall apart any second you start
To believe it's all just a dream
Sono un bicchiere di succo d'arancia
I want to go into the future so I can buy a computer
Go into the future so I can buy a computer
That won’t break down
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Romano The Dog
03:24
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Romano the dog is humping Ginger the cat
What do I tell the kids
About life and the universe, it seems so perverse
I think I'll have a cup of tea
But I prefer coffee even though that's not so English
I wanna go off the edge
And grow old disgracefully, live in make believe
Are you finished with the cat
Give me all your love, your hugs and your money, honey
Give me all your sweets, complete and your silly billy goat
I guess I should get out of bed although it's only 2pm
I'll work when I damn well please
I'm an improper and disorderly town planner
Who works for the government
Or so they say
Give me all your maps in black with your airy fairies
Give me all your dreams, pristine and I'll never give them back
Time ticks away in the wrong direction
I have no regrets for what I can remember
Everything I have forgotten is the only thing that makes me sad
For the first time in my life I see everything so blurred
Not everything need make sense
Still I stop and ask myself should I be generating wealth
When the sadness sneaks up on you
I only have the bone to chew
What would Bob Lind do right now
I can give you love and hugs and all my money, honey
I can give you sweets, complete and my topsy-turvy cow
Romano the dog...
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Truly Julie & Terry
03:03
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Every day I look at the world from my computer screen
Julie had a mother called Julie
Who had a boyfriend called Terry
Back in England times were swinging
A long time ago
But now the world's more complicated
And all those dreams are worn and jaded
But we can make it and we can fake it
It's our own reality
Do you fear the fork in the road
Is there any clue which way to go
Is this just getting old
Are all connections coincidence
Do we just sit here or jump the fence
Into the great unknown
Will this always be home
I refuse to let you
Break me down to get through
To some place that's been alone for far too long
So now I've heard the story (I've heard this one before)
About your mother's glory (I've heard the song before)
But what does it mean a second time (I love you just like before)
Do you fear the fork in the road
Is there any clue which way to go
Is this just getting old
Are all connections coincidence
Do we just sit here or jump the fence
Into the great unknown
Will this always be home
Have you ever seen a bridge (fall down)
A bird in the sky (fall down)
All the reasons why (fall down)
That I’m with you
All the reasons why
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Faux Pas
02:43
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You can crucify me like Jesus Christ for doing this all wrong
You can cling to your dreams and die hanging on
I'm growing younger, a shooting star
Are we getting higher
Do we choose to be alone
I had a dream about Johnny Cash he didn't stay for long
He was reading the bible and he wrote me this song
I'm growing younger, a shooting star
Are we getting higher
Do we choose to be alone
Non mi dimentico mai quel sogno da Johnny Cash
Mai
I wrote a letter to Ringo, I told him man to man
How I miss Buck Owens, I know he understands
I'm growing younger, a shooting star
Are we getting higher
Do we choose to be alone
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Egomaniac Music Perth, Australia
Egomaniac Music is the home for Joe Algeri and related musical interests. Joe is a songwriter and producer from Perth, Western Australia now known as the JAC. He is also a member of The Jangle Band, The Outryders (AUST) and the Britannicas (AUST/SWE/USA). ... more
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